I love Saki one-liners. It's always things like, "I love it when Americans try to speak French; what a blessing it is they never attempt English."

And, "I wish you wouldn't agree with me; I have a wonderful temper but I can't stand being agreed with."

Besides, "You agree with me, then; I always say, beauty is only sin deep."

As well as, "To be clever in the afternoon would suggest one has no plans to dine in the evening."

Also, "He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."

Not to mention, "It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself."

These are not exact quotes, just lines as I remember them. I listen to the audiobook collection of Saki short stories, narrated by Rupert Degas. Let me tell you, Rupert is welcome to narrate everything as far as I'm concerned.

And yes, my hand is still healing. All the stitches came out though (suuuuper fun) and there's only a little bleeding, so, you know...


I love to write.

I'm at the point now where I can type a little, and so I now have. My hand is puffy and bandaged and a little scary to look at.

I'm dying or boredom.

I love that it's shaped like a leaf. How dare it be so magical?

No matter what, every single storm in BC knocks out the power in multiple locations. It's basically just a fact of life at this point.

I had three wisdom teeth extracted one day, a ganglion cyst on my hand removed the next day, and I'm still not allowed to do a damn thing. This is me breaking the rules.

You know you're an adult when you're looking forward to being able to brush your teeth and work again. Sigh.

While we're terrible at social media, we do still try, so here's our update on Hazy Paw in 2024!

Developing our projects and creative approaches over the years, our company has naturally found its way to exploring independent contracting, fully utilizing our library of simple, effective scripts, assets, and flexible source code to meet our clients' needs.

We are currently very active on fiverr and here on our website providing freelancing services for people with ideas for video games, Twitch-integrated applications, and more!

As with our own projects, we prioritize creating a clear goal alongside our clients, aiming to offer practical, affordable, and dynamic ways to build the envisioned result without running up against endless brick walls and cost increases.

Hazy Paw is proud of all the freelance projects we have completed, and we are nearing our 50th order on fiverr with over twenty unique clients!

Got something you'd like Hazy Paw to work on? We look forward to hearing from you with questions about hiring us!

Hire us on Fiverr:
fiverr.com/nickhazypaw

Edit: and now on UpWork!

Email us at support@hazypaw.ca

PC: Windows, Mac, & Linux

• Halloween Place 2021: After talking to Sayph, Asteroidea is asked to visit 3 Halloween-costumed individuals who have each set up a mini-game to play at Halloween Place - a new Halloween-themed level located in the darkest parts of the ocean!
• New skins, trails, and a Grim Scythe to unlock!
• Bloom and Antialiasing settings added
• Many varied improvements

PC: Windows, Mac, & Linux
• Some new movement settings
• Asteroidea is now pushed a tiny bit more gently
• Added some hard-coded hotkeys for opening menus - more to come (including hotkey customizing menus)

PC: Windows, Mac, & Linux

Oh my goodness the Mac version is finally here!

An Asteroidea update has been released for Windows, Linux, & Mac



The new Unity input system should address technical issues with Mac (previously not available) and Linux versions.



Asteroidea is now more floppy and less likely to explode into pieces (although this is still very much a thing!) They have been re-rigged for a better overall structure in this heavily physics-based environment.



Fish Food is now for sale from Jorp in level 14 for 15 Sand Dollars for 10 flakes! Attract fish and get them to do your bidding even easier!